Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

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Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022

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sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

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jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

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Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

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