A fusion of socal and norcal lingo most often used to describe objects of particular disdain. The phrase's origins can be traced to the University of California, Berkeley campus where students of the chemical engineering discipline employed the phrase to commiserate about their sad, sad lives.
Scottkoss: Guys!! I had the worst dream last night!
Terrykoss: what happened?
Scottkoss: It was awful! I dreamt I went to college only to have 8am class every day with long ass problem sets that kept me from having any sort of social life!
....*silence*.....
Gregkoss: dude that's hella jenky
Terrykoss: the average on our midterm was 20/100 with a standard deviation of 25.
Gregkoss: wait... what?
Scottkoss: that's hella jenky broski
Terrykoss: what happened?
Scottkoss: It was awful! I dreamt I went to college only to have 8am class every day with long ass problem sets that kept me from having any sort of social life!
....*silence*.....
Gregkoss: dude that's hella jenky
Terrykoss: the average on our midterm was 20/100 with a standard deviation of 25.
Gregkoss: wait... what?
Scottkoss: that's hella jenky broski
by Jabronator March 1, 2010
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-He has a submissive, ditzy girlfriend who is obsessed with him because he treats her like dirt
-He thinks he's the sexiest thing on the planet, and thus thinks anyone who is NOT "the sexiest thing on the planet" is his inferior
-Swear words make up a third of his vocabulary
-He is at the gym all the time, but he doesn't go there for excercise; he goes there to show off his "guns" to all the other gymgoers, who could really care less how much he can bench press
-He refers to himself in third person
-He took his facebook profile picture without a shirt on
-His idea of comedy is anything involving the word "dick"
-He thinks smoking, drinking, and/or doing drugs makes him even cooler
-He skips class all the time because he hates anything mentally challenging
-Someone else does his homework for him
-His group of friends consists solely of other jerks, because he thinks people who aren't jerks are nerds, and no one else wants to be his friend anyway
-The number of girls he is dating is higher than his IQ
In the following scenario, one of the individials is a jerk. See if you can spot which one.
-He has a submissive, ditzy girlfriend who is obsessed with him because he treats her like dirt
-He thinks he's the sexiest thing on the planet, and thus thinks anyone who is NOT "the sexiest thing on the planet" is his inferior
-Swear words make up a third of his vocabulary
-He is at the gym all the time, but he doesn't go there for excercise; he goes there to show off his "guns" to all the other gymgoers, who could really care less how much he can bench press
-He refers to himself in third person
-He took his facebook profile picture without a shirt on
-His idea of comedy is anything involving the word "dick"
-He thinks smoking, drinking, and/or doing drugs makes him even cooler
-He skips class all the time because he hates anything mentally challenging
-Someone else does his homework for him
-His group of friends consists solely of other jerks, because he thinks people who aren't jerks are nerds, and no one else wants to be his friend anyway
-The number of girls he is dating is higher than his IQ
In the following scenario, one of the individials is a jerk. See if you can spot which one.
Jake: Hey, Chad. I did your homework again, but you didn't show up for class... where were you?
Chad: Fuck that shit. The Chad went to the gym to show his sweet abs to all the bitches there. Later, dick-nerd. Heh heh... dick.
Jake: What a jerk...
Chad: Fuck that shit. The Chad went to the gym to show his sweet abs to all the bitches there. Later, dick-nerd. Heh heh... dick.
Jake: What a jerk...
by Enigmatical September 5, 2010
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A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.
Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.
Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.
1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.
or, alternatively,
1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.
or, alternatively,
1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012
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Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
by Dakrisht August 1, 2016
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