Jefferson High School

Located in northwest Portland, Oregon, Jefferson High School is one of the lowest performing high schools in the state. It has one of the high drop-out rates, and many of its students go on to do absolutely nothing with their lives. Although Jefferson students often claim on attending the high school because they think it will help out their "street cred" they don't realize that their school is named after either Thomas Jefferson (who owned slaves) or Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America). Students at wealtheir schools often use Jefferson in a negative connotation in their daily speech (example shown below).

There are a couple common misconceptions about Jefferson:

Myth: Police are afraid to go there.
Fact: Police just don't give a shit about the people in that part of town.

Myth: Jefferson is cool, gangsta, hard, or "the shit".
Fact: Jefferson sucks. Period. They can't hold a sloppy turd to most other schools in the state or in the nation.

Myth: Jefferson is cool because their football team did the Haka this season, even after they were penalized for doing so.
Fact: The University of Hawaii did it first.

"That shirt is so Jefferson High School, I can't believe anyone would ever wear that."

by Asshole #1 January 12, 2008

Jeff goldblum

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

by milkshake January 21, 2005

Jefferson High School

Thomas Jefferson High School is a public high school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. It is the eighth largest high school in Iowa. The school's mascot is Jeffy the J-Hawk and the official school colors are Columbia Blue and white.

I went to Jefferson High School (Cedar Rapids, Iowa).

by Breaker-breaker-1-9 April 9, 2015

jeffery

he is a litlle cunt he sucks at sports he will leave you so never trust a jeffery

my boy dumped me
\he is probaly a jeffery

by ejhr4ir2i October 9, 2018

The Jeff treatment

Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.

I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.

by odell October 29, 2004

Sup Jeff

The Devil, Most likely someone on drugs, Gothic, May eat your child's soul, Also known as "Fish"

Hey Look At That Guy, "Sup Jeff.." For Realz,
Listen To This Band.. (listening) "wow Sup Jeff..."

by 0x0x0x0x January 12, 2008

unlucky jeff

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.

Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff

by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017