stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015

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pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.

Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.

by Sterling Duchess Archer April 24, 2015

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weiner pit

The area between the base of the wiener and the top of the nut sac

My weiner pit needs to be cleaned

by Kirk Dotson November 21, 2019

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A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.

Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.

by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018

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Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.

Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

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