The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
Get the human pinatamug. The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
by nitram June 3, 2018
Get the Humane Slaughtermug. Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?
Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017
Get the human reproductionmug. Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
Get the Human Lasagnamug. People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
Get the Orange Humanmug. A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.
Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
by Meet_d_maddo August 11, 2016
Get the Human Studmug. When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016
Get the human microscopemug.