penis goat

a goat whos face resembles a penis therfore making it a penis goat.
or
a penis that resembles a goat (with the beard and everything)

anna touches penis goats
martin is a penis goat

by mmyak December 17, 2003

Your Goat

A term used in replacement of phrases such as "your mom" and "your face" to avoid the amount of people being put down. Goats will be offended instead.

Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.

"Your mom is fat!"
"YOUR GOAT IS FAT!"

by Christy-Benedict January 17, 2010

dick-goat

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word

"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."

by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

by housboggy November 5, 2003

Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

by Jen December 17, 2004

GOAT THROAT

when a girl has a hair from her chin to the bottom of her neck, a very hairy neck/chin.

"I would hate to see how hairy the rest of that chicks body is because she has goat throat!"

by James A. Gray May 25, 2006

goat job

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006