ffing

An abbreviation for "Flirty Fishing", a tactic used by the Children of God cult (also known as The Family International, Teens for Christ, COG, The Family of Love and The Family) would use to recruit new members by sending female acolytes to bars and other establishments of ill repute to have sex with men in order to convert them to Christianity. The term "ffing" became widely used when members became aware people knew what "flirty fishing" was, and therefore needed to be more coy and obfuscate the name of the tactic their cult was based around.

I got over a dozen guys to join The Family by ffing!

Truly its easier for a woman to get into the kingdom of god than a man.

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

ladies finger

slang name for okra(vegetable)

the ladies finger was cooked just right

by andrecgp December 2, 2010

Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

Four Fingered KitKat

1. The act of fingering a girl using four fingers.
2. A word to describe a large/loose vagina.

1. "Man, you won't believe what happened last night! I did the four fingered kitkat to 2 girls at the same time! That party was blazing!"
2. "Yeah dude, last night was mental! I was about to get with Laura when she whapped out her four fingered kitkat! Even I wasn't drunk enough to tap that shit."

by BusinessTime100 March 6, 2011

Forest finger

The act of fingering a girl that's not from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire by someone that is from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire.

"went to london for the weekend and hooked up with this girl" mate says "did you give her the forest finger?"

by Dayneya October 9, 2011

Two Finger Tsunami Cum

A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.

This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.

I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done

by TotesKrae August 11, 2012

Internal finger-cuddle

v. To put your finger into someone else's bottom with affectionate intent.

"Frederick was a tini, tiny bit surprised when a finger slipped up his bottom, but he was assured that it was just an internal finger-cuddle, and nothing to be alarmed about."

by Mr.Yellow_Pants February 15, 2013