floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

float a back

Someone Who stays above and never listens to drama , Mess, and hate.Also never letting people put them down.

Dominion is a real float a back. He never let's anyone put him down.A float a back doesn't let anyone put them down.

Confident

by Minion Vlogs July 22, 2017

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.

I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.

by kalebgaime September 19, 2017

floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

foatey

a guy who eats too much Taco Bell

If you eat a lot of Taco Bell, you are foatey.

by sally tinkler January 5, 2018

Float

When you exale smoke as slowly as possible

Take a hit and try a float bro

by possiblylewisholms November 19, 2017