Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.

3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"

by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

poop flake

The dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. Consisting of Poop, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.

It's important to clear away all of the poop flake to properly clean a toilet.

by Joan Fonda January 9, 2012

Jeff Flake

Jeff Flake = shooting your toes off or seriously fucking up.

The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.

by Larsgm June 24, 2018

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"

Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!

by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019

Snow Flake

n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.

I am incredibly embarrassed by all of my Snow Flake friends.

by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020

jick jack billy flop flack

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

by TIlove February 11, 2009

joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.

Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.

by Joe Himself June 2, 2011