father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Father Nigmas

The one and only enoch.The father.Who is sadly no longer among us.He still roams the streets listening to techno and molestering little kiddies

All hail father Nigmas R.I.P

by hero October 14, 2003

fathead

a person who says dum things yet is still adorable for saying it

I know you missed me fathead

by Waaj October 7, 2011

Fatherism

Act of giving ones father Evils from any part of the room without his knowledge

Dad: Your not seeing your boyfriend on a school night
Daughter: -___-
Dad: wots wiv the fatherism twerp?

by Guru Temwah December 10, 2012

Father John

A child molester priest who locks kids in his church basement and fills them with the gospel if you know what I mean ;)

"I went to Father John's basement and he shoved the gospel in me"

by ieatass97 February 6, 2017

Grace|avi is hot asf| father

Grace is currently the father of randomperson , Emily, and flamingo. She is married to Runa | AVI IS HOT ASF | MOTHER
: ) her and her family are extremely famous and well known on Avilixo's discord server! Also- her and her family are barbs! aka nicki minaj stans!!

Grace messaged me omg!!
Grace|avi is hot asf| father???? OMG I LOVE HER!!!

by Runa| AVI IS HOT ASF February 10, 2021

Luke, I am your father

someting you don't wanna hear a random stranger tell you if you're luke.

random guy:Luke, I am your father
luke:(realizing his mother is a hoe)

by why are the all taken1589 May 16, 2019