Evan

Also known as Evab. A verifiable psychopath with a history of Clash of Clans addiction and in intelligence comparable to that of a dingus.

Evan's dingus is tiny.

by taller baller June 20, 2014

evanacious

bodaciously vivacious.
but this person/thing must be a hippie-ish.
its cool.
its rad.
and its better than everything else

hey that VW van is soo evanacious

by kiky August 2, 2007

Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.

by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011

Evan

The secret identity of the Pun-isher. Never stops telling jokes. You either hate him, or you love him for his jokes. If you invade him in Dark Souls, you might be fucked.

Evan never shuts up about his jokes. Ever.

by ZanosEdits April 9, 2017

EVAN

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE

i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN

by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017

Evan

Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.

OMGGGG EVAN IS SOOOOO GAYYY FOR CONNOR!

by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018

Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is everything you want in a friend (or boyfriend to be honest). He is always there for you no matter what. Evan always knows how to make you smile. He's kind, charming, funny, and just a great guy. He is always a great listener and is there for you. He listens to every rant and doesn't judge you no matter how insane you know you sound. He won't ever make fun of you or tell someone something you asked him not to talk about. Evan is one of the most trustworthy guys ever. He won't break promises no matter what. He will always be there to make you smile. When ever you are sad, he will step up and try to help. He is just an amazing well rounded and smart person that everyone would like to be friends with.

Girl: Evan is great and is always there for me.
Other Girl: I wish i had an Evan in my life

by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019