"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil
by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam March 03, 2019
Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
by Urb_Dict January 07, 2023
by Slothlolz March 15, 2018
When you have two characters in a story in which:
*Character A is something other than human and is super fast, strong, and altogether powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love, and Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B
*Character A is something other than human and is super fast, strong, and altogether powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love, and Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B
"I'm writing a story about a human who falls in love with this tall, scary alien. They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."
"Good for you, monster fucker."
by FearTheRainbowFrogs November 22, 2020
A relationship between two fictional characters where:
*Character A is something other than human and is super strong, fast, and powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love
*Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B
*Character A is something other than human and is super strong, fast, and powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love
*Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B
"I've got a story where a human woman falls in love with a tall, scary alien! They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."
"Good for you, monster fucker."
by FearTheRainbowFrogs November 22, 2020
A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 17, 2020
he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞
by Millie is the queen May 29, 2018