wand erection

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection

by Yas I'm Newton June 22, 2014

Open Relationship

An open relationship is a relationship where both partners agree to see other people. Basically, it's permission to cheat.

Jane: "I hooked up with Joey last night!"

Hope: "Aren't you with John? So isn't that cheating?"

Jane: "We have an open relationship."

Hope: "That's what I said, cheating."

Jane: "But with permission."

by PurpleFuzzyBlanket August 23, 2010

Relationship PIMP

A player whos actually looking for a serious relationship, but is willing to play the field along the way.

My friend Jet is a total relationship pimp, hes playing the field but willing to stop for that special girl.

by Jet B. October 12, 2005

Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.

Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.

by Sinkes January 1, 2009

sweatpants relationship

A comfortable relationship. Usually not a healthy relationship.

Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

relationshit

a shitty relationship!

my friend manda jane is in a relationshit, the opposite of a good relationship.

by asslee April 5, 2008

nipple erection

a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!

lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!

another name for it is nippleITITS

by wow im soo not about to tell you May 19, 2005