Douchepot

The douche of all douches that spawns more douches by influencing them with their douchiness.

Jon from Jon and Kate Plus Eight is a douchepot. He's inspired other semi-douches to become full-time douches by wearing Ed Hardy and not paying child support.

by jablesandcage August 9, 2010

Douchebag-ocracy

Dooshbag-ocrasee 1.A form of governance in which total control of daily affairs is controlled by douchebags. 2. The management and leadership team of Ashland Incorporated, and specifically Jim O' Brien.

Example: Man, Ashland Incorporated has been run into the ground! Absolutely. The Douchebag-ocracy likes it that way.

by woodikwus February 17, 2009

douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

by cthompson912 June 30, 2010

douchebag

My ex boyfriend, Jayson.

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!

by WakaWoman January 15, 2012

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

inconvenient douchebag

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else

barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag

by tiredtor September 20, 2010

douchebag

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

by ibuprofen May 18, 2009