Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

by StatDoc May 14, 2025

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "

by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

doober

1. Noun. 1. A person known for consistant exageration of personal information (i.e. dating records/penis size/cash flow/etc.) for the purpose of winning temporary affection and/or attention from unfortunate witnesses.

Have you seen that "Doober", Antoine, hanging around the dumpster trying to sucker in the cats? Not even those "pussys" are dumb enough to fall for him!

by StrawBerry5foot5Cake October 15, 2003

dobinstoffers

Furry little half-elf, half-goblins from the moon. Dobinstoffers abduct people and take them from their homes in the middle of the night.

The dobinstoffers frighten me.

by mrdo October 30, 2003

doober

An inconsious person whom is in desperate need of love

After Sindy broke up with John he became a doober.

by molly November 29, 2003

dobinstoffers

Republicans, people who use their vast industrial strength to make America go to war recklessly for their personal gain. Also see: Conservative

Dobinstoffers unfortunately run our country.

by cavyman_on_behalf_of_fongshadowcow January 31, 2004