Docking for Punky
Docking for Punky by xxxpintoxxx April 16, 2010
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Docking
Docking by willy the frottager johnson February 10, 2007
docking
1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
Docker
'look at those fuckin dockers'
Docking
The act of having sex for a man with a woman. The comparison is coming from the "dock" in portable MP3 players such as ipod and ipads.