Docking

The art of sticking any object down a mans jap-eye (urethera).

"will inserted a biro pen into his one eyed milkman for sexual plesure a cracking docking session"

by willy the frottager johnson February 10, 2007

docking

1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.

3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.

4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.

(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)

"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"

by orbasm September 15, 2008

Docken

To be honest and the truth

he is being very docken

by Abigale Coates January 4, 2004

Docker

alternative to townie. people who wear fake bright yellow burberry, helly hansen, kickers etc

'look at those fuckin dockers'

by bade July 24, 2003

Docking

The act of having sex for a man with a woman. The comparison is coming from the "dock" in portable MP3 players such as ipod and ipads.

Yes, i saw my girl last night, and we were docking all night long, i'm exhausted now

by romainyc July 19, 2012

DOCKSMITH

A petty criminal and repeat offender whose lack of success ensures court appearances of alarming frequency.

Terry can look after it?
That docksmith, fuck off.

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Docker

An insulting term or slang to use against one who rips valuable socks, usually Nike Elites.

You see those guys elites?
Yeah, he's a total docker.

by kingrondo9 December 29, 2014