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Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
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Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.
That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.
by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021
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Dock about that

When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together
Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that
by StickyOne December 24, 2019
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Sound-Docking

When a man uses his penis to sound another man's penis
Hey bro, we've tried Docking, now let's try sound-docking
by grimreaperjr14 April 4, 2023
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Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.
by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018
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Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.
I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.
by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025
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Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.
Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.
by Bozmund April 16, 2020
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