docking

The act of placing one's cock into a pussy and leaving it there for a prolonged amout of time.

we were so tired, we fell asleep docking.

by Mr. Linguini September 12, 2010

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg April 30, 2008

docksey

A play on words that simply means "A dock by the sea".

"lets go to the docksey, Jack."
"sure lets go."

by CommonSenseIdiots October 8, 2014

Docklands

Getting so maggot you can't remember how you got there.

Being really drunk

Mate, I'm on my way to docklands.

Babe, keen to go to docklands tonight?

by The mystery shopper March 12, 2017

Dockery Moment

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.

2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment

by Bhoondi August 17, 2019

Docksxl

Really dumb and just kinda bad. Team orbit player tho

There's DocksXL again, going for the SIDESTEP JUMP ON BED

by zzorbit November 15, 2019

Pre-Docking

The act of preparing the male genitals, specifically the foreskin of yourself or your partner in preparation for docking.

Paul walked into the restroom and thought Jim was urinating, but from the twinkle in Jim’s eye he could tell he was actually pre-docking. Paul quickly pre-docked himself and they quickly found themselves docking.

by BeBold/Blove November 18, 2010