Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

dildolaugh

The secret backhanded laugh a dildo makes for the mere fact a woman is mastubating instead of making fuck with a random gentleman.

Often smug, her dildolaugh was heard all the way to heaven.

by Poo bah 💩 😇 June 2, 2020

Dildo

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020

dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

by lowsense December 9, 2020

dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 20, 2020

Dildo

Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend

Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm

by CreamyCum December 30, 2020