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drunk

when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.
You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.
by Paul Flora April 1, 2008
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drunkbook

after a night on the tiles, rather than texting abuse or crap, hit a larger audience by 'drunkbooking' them; drunk messaging via facebook.

mobile phones make it super easy to post facebook updates and wall messages, so get hammered and let rip.
yeah, i got massively krunked and drunkbooked loads of peeps on the drunkbus home
by flynt marco July 29, 2010
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coon drunk

its basically being as (drunk)as a native australian aboriginal, aboriginals are well known to be ruthless alcoholics who get drunk as drunk can be, they are usually (coon drunk) most days and like to drink metholated spirits or cheap cask wine or really anything thats cheap and can get them intoxicated
im going out tonight to get (coon drunk)
by bigbird772354 February 9, 2012
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drunk accident

Something that occurs in an extreme state of innebriation. Making out with your girlfriends sister or best friend or dog is a great example.
Aw, I'm sorry baby, I know she's your best friend, it was just a drunk accident.
by Chris..K January 28, 2008
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drunk

a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain
The SAT's would be alot easier if I was drunk.
by Justin Wallace May 13, 2004
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drunk-tired

Feeling drunk without drinking any alcohol. Cause by staying up late or simply being tired. Also a possible cause is low/high sugar levels.
Alex: Man, did you hear this Google employee stayed up until 5am yesterday and mass emailed his company complaining about Google+?
Steve: "Duh, he was obviously drunk-tired."
by retry4z January 8, 2012
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Drunk Tank Drunk

When you're so drunk that if seen in public, you'd be admitted to a Drunk Tank by the police.
Hey dude, we are sooo getting drunk tank drunk this weekend!
by cot266 September 13, 2014
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