Clam Deuce

When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.

Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!

by Rosh507 January 14, 2015

karma deductible

The amount of good deeds one must do before their good karma kicks in.

I must have reached my karma deductible because everything seems to be going in my favour.

by 74Ty May 16, 2016

deuce deuce

having anal sex with a female weighing 200+ pounds ....then pulling out and defecating in her gaping asshole.

n: "i want to perform the deuce deuce on that 200+ pound chick over there!"
v: "i'm gonna deuce deuce you, my voluptuous 200+ pound vixen."
adj: "look at that 200+ pound chick! she's totally deuce deuceable!"

by Deuceaholic May 25, 2008

Drop a deuce

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.

"I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

deuce

a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."

(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!

by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006

the deuce

The rear end of a girl, also known as the ass or the butt. The second of the two sexual holes, with the vagina being the first

Your Mom was a freak last night when she asked me to put it in the deuce

by Big Dick McGee June 8, 2004

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce in their profile photos?

by Skippy Larue May 28, 2008