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you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.
Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.
you're ducked by awrobs February 1, 2010
Porta Potty, place you dispose of wastes, and bodily fluids.
Don't piss on public property, the Decker is over there..
Decker by Seven eleven 24 seven December 7, 2006
1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.

adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.

v. the act of being perfect
1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers
Deckers by not deckers June 18, 2008

Sparta Decedent 

A person who wants to be like a Spartan but has no background or any spartan blood in them. Someone who thinks they are Leonidas from 300
Naming a kid Leonidas. Im a Sparta Decedent

EX: Leonidas is my son
Sparta Decedent by The Kid1230 August 7, 2011
A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.
Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.
decker by Liche September 2, 2010

Daniel Decker 

A guy who is madly in love with a girl named Jessica.
Hey do you know Daniel Decker?

Yeah I do, isn't he in love with that girl Jessica?
Daniel Decker by The girl Jessica November 23, 2010