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Taxed to Death

When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.
Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.
by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018
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baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.
1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.
by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011
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Death Trap

A woman who says she want's a casual relationship but then gets pregnant and won't abort it
You are a death trap! (man says to woman)
by realtalk25 June 23, 2020
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Death Bandwagon

The phenomenon that happens when a celebrity dies and people who have never heard of them are devastated by the news, as if the bandwagoners knew the celebrity personally. Let's say in high school there was a kid that no one talked to and then he commited suicide. After this, everyone else was so upset about it and are mourning the kid they never/barely knew. It is usually to gain attention.
Everyone keeps hoping on XXXTentacion's death bandwagon trying to get attention.
by walrusflamez March 31, 2019
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Death Pancake

A Death Pancake is the circular metal cover for a man-hole you see in the middle of the road. Hitting one of these while speeding along on a skateboard will end very badly.
Me just skating along: Lalalalala

*Hits Death Pancake*

*Breaks arm*

AHGG!! STUPID DEATH PANCAKE!
by stead123 July 4, 2009
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the Death Pout

The death pout is the equivalent to the art of mooching.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.
Chick 1: -walks up with starbucks-
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!
by Starbucks Lesbo. March 11, 2011
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Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.
"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"
by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008
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