Middle school dating

Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD”

Middle school dating am i right

by Camthespam June 23, 2019

Dusting

The act of leaving your shit in the bowl so long that when the next guy sees it, it has turned to sawdust.

Distant cousin of the Upper Deck/Top Shelf.

As Ben lifted the lid to the crapper, he discovered that his roomate had dusted him.

by Snook July 8, 2004

daiting

When you’re a side chick and think your top shit but you have the mental capacity of a five year old

Me and mark are daiting you fat hoe

by Deadtingtammy July 20, 2019

Moon Dusting

The act of not wiping until ones poop is dry and crusty. To then be flaked off onto the face of another.

Jakes girlfriend wanted to try something new, so he suggested Moon Dusting.

by Jackhoff April 20, 2014

honey dating

An elevated/ enlightened way of dating in a mutually beneficial way. Arranged before the date with honesty, disclosure and a prearranged allowance for time. Usually with an affluent mid to older man. HNWI (high net worth individual), well off, rich, or wealthy (mostly Caucasian) guy and an exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic lady (mainly Black and Latina's). She is crazy stylish, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things .

Way better than sugar daddy / sugar baby dating... now Queen bees who get to travel to exotic locales, get allowances and go on Luxury dates in upscale places and more... all expenses paid for by the man.

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That sugar daddy ish is outdated. I'm honey dating now...

Gurlll, you still dating that old ass salt daddy... he don't give no sugar. You need to be honey dating and live that life!

Girl, how do you afford to go on all those trips? I don't pay for it, I'm honey dating... its taken care of for me. I just show up and be my fabulous self.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

Online Dating

When you get together with someone that lives a distance away from you etc. And you text and Skype then to keep in touch. It's basically that you know that you can't find someone from your own area so you have to expand your options. It is basically for desperate people, especially if you are becoming a teenager.

"Did you hear than Jeniffer is online dating with a boy called Joel"
"Omg yeah, what a slag, that has just proved how desperate is!"

by IKnowEverythingBroo June 3, 2017

Distinguify

To distinguish and identify something.

Yo hamilton whats that?

I dunno im trying to distinguify where it came from.

by Johnny John Long August 6, 2011