Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by Briansgw7 October 3, 2020

cotton jaw

A condition in which one suffers from extreme dry mouth

got anything to drink? I got the cotton jaw

by Weedteacher December 5, 2017

molly cotton

Stunned, shocked, truly gifted

Sitting at a table with all eyes on me, I feel molly cottoned!!!!

by Silly JP March 20, 2022

Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

by Bert Retain February 20, 2013

butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.

Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!

by B1G B3N November 4, 2017

Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.

Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

by Atk07 November 6, 2025