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Cotton Monkey

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
by NEW SLUR 2025 October 27, 2025
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Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.
Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys
by Atk07 November 6, 2025
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Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.
There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.
by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025
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Rotten Cotton

Used to define the cotton crotch area of a pair of dirty panties saturated in but not limited to vaginal fluid, sweat, semen, ass chowder and saliva. Also may me used in reference to a condition associated with panty cotton in the above state.
Oh my doesn't she look greasy and nasty? I'd imagine she has the Rotten Cotton in her trousers as well!
by Sick MikeyG December 10, 2025
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Cotton Bowl

When one smokes weed and gets cottonmouth and then licks someone's asshole.
"Dude, my Tinder date totally gave me a cotton bowl last night"!
by Retrogradetrav December 31, 2025
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punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.
Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.
by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025
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Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair
Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.
by misscherrypie March 21, 2025
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