cooter barf

The excrement of a happy vagina.

Omg, I totally made you cooter barf with that killer thrust maneuver!

by CooterQueen April 4, 2014

custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.

Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?

by Solegasm April 7, 2024

bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.

Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.

by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024

Cooter snatched

Is the action of your underwear getting pulled into your vagina.

She got cooter snatched while pulling up her pants.

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

Cooter

Someone who is a wheeler and dealer

Person A: Where's Cooter?
Person B: I dunno, probably making a deal with someone.

by meepobabeepo February 27, 2019

Duder with a cooter

Tight homies that are chicks.

High five Bethany, you my duder with a cooter!

by Joebro February 23, 2021

cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.

person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!

by i am inside your cooter May 11, 2023