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concord

a massachusettes suburb full of middle class parents and their drug addicted children. Famous for high marijuana and poisonous mushroom abuse rates.
by hitimes August 19, 2005
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Condolezza Rice

Dubya's slave whore. Commonly known as a nigger bitch.
Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.
by R. Kemp February 12, 2005
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Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.
I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.
by Ray Head April 23, 2008
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Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
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Candor

a ridiculously small town in upstate new york which contains no traffic lights.
Candor is so stupid, it has no traffic lights!

But everyone smokes weed!
by sjp88 July 14, 2009
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Condo

Those things that Californians buy in Idaho that used to be public land alongside a nice lake where lots of people hung out year round, but now they are only used by a bunch of stupid douchebags two or three weeks a year and have fences to block out the locals.
They built a condo right next to my favorite fishing spot and fenced it off.
by idahohankster October 8, 2009
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Concord

Concord is a town in Eastern Massachusetts full of cool, smart, rich kids (and druggies, but not many). Most of them are not druggies and know that their town is wealthy. Others are just dumbasses and sniff sharpies and think that they are ghetto. Concord is known for being the start of the Revolutionary War with the shot heard around the world. This actually happened in Concord, not Lexington. Concord is also known for its great school systems, which are actually better than the ones in towns like Acton, even though Acton likes to think they are just as good (but they are not). People like Louisa May Alcott, Henry David Thoreau, and Ralph Waldo Emerson lived in Concord. Don't mess with kids in Concord, because chances are one of them will grow up to be president.
Kids who live in Concord are probably smarter than those that live in, say, Acton or Carlisle.

Most houses in Concord are not worth a million dollars.
by Katie884 July 28, 2008
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