venti.plz.come.home

Venti.plz.come.home is the best person ever and the best mutual I’m glad they are alive they are a...very cool person

Venti.plz.come.home is very pretty and cool

by 1noj1n March 29, 2021

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

im about to come

A reaction to seeing something really cool!

Cameron sees Johns easter project, "IM ABOUT TO COME"

by imblack666fuck April 6, 2023

AW, COME ON!

WHAT!.....WHY!.....OHH NO!

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?........AW, COME ON!
I KNOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!...AW, COME ON!
NOT AGAIN!?...........................AW, COME ON!

by THE VOICE RAY! February 11, 2022

why come

The retarded ghetto way of saying how come.

Why come I can't get my food stamps?

by Antoniown December 14, 2009

cement pills

Medication given to a person when they need to Harden The Fuck Up

Guy1: Dude you walked out of Saw 3, you need some of these
Guy2: What are those?
Guy1: Cement Pills so you can harden the fuck up

by Medstudent June 14, 2009