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'coffee-walkers'

Retail Employee Slang for:

Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.

It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?

You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?

Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015
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coffee action

Feeling of needing to drop a mondo duke, usually after having drank coffee.
I'll be back, I got some coffee action going on.
by foodboy96 January 22, 2022
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Coffees’ hot

What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.

The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
“Coffees’ hot, it’s burning up”.
by Makōuh April 27, 2022
mugGet the Coffees’ hotmug.

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw
i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day
by Connie BBC February 10, 2021
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coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019
mugGet the coffee bummug.

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

Coffee mate

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?
by Fun-ee April 24, 2022
mugGet the Coffee matemug.

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