Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink

I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020

quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020

Coffee wasted

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".

"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"

Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"

by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012