Total Commando

Total Commando means something is really awesome or manly.

whoa, that giant robot over there is TOTAL COMMANDO!

by awesometastic12 July 23, 2011

Clit commando

A lesbian or guy thats really good at frigging off a chick or a chick who pleasures herself alot.

person a: is she a leso?

person b: yup she's a clit commando!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

COBRA COMMAND

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member

stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command

by cobra people November 4, 2008

commander and queef

A girl who is amazing at queefing

I could hear your queef from the 3rd floor. You're the Commander and Queef!

by Asumedzulu August 21, 2015

Conman

Nickname of NBA player, Mike Conley (Grizzles).

“Did the conman really just drop 30 and 10 again”

“Well that’s the classic conman”

by Skittle2301 May 30, 2019

commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006