beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

by mmcg1 October 14, 2015

O'clock 30

when you're too drunk to know what time it is, so it becomes o'clock 30 at all times

"Hey Aaron, what time is it?"
looking at wrist: "o'clock 30"

by FF5 January 26, 2019

fanfather clock

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

by detentionedededed March 26, 2020

two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009

pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up

by the person with the face March 13, 2010

Eleven-o-clock Dan

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.

Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.

by satyrcynic March 31, 2010

Ridic-O'Clock

The hour of ridiculous, so late at night or early in the morning that it can't be expressed by a concrete hour.

Though it generally refers to the time between 3:00 AM and 7:00 AM, it can be used in place of any time the speaker finds absurd.

"I can't go home with her, I have work in the morning and she stays out till like, ridic-O'clock.

by Hen Byams October 18, 2011