Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.

"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".

by SnoopyC November 2, 2011

Lloyd Clayburn

Black guy with a very large dick. Everybody wants him cause he is the sexiest man in the world, he even looks sexy in a white jacket.

Man: Wow look at that Lloyd Clayburn over there!
Woman: Yeah he's making me moist.

by willieman69 December 5, 2011

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015

spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.

Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.

by spraymatthews March 26, 2016

butt clay

Off brand playdoh

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay

by Hdjdhsbqbkedi December 12, 2016