Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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by Levi loves soos April 08, 2017
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Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
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Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
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Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.
Dont be Choke Norris.
by reechurd August 08, 2015
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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 02, 2019
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