South Side of Chicago

the South Side of Chicago can be dangerous as fuck. Certain neighborhoods should be avoided. However, to say even MOST of the south side is ugly (some faggot on urban dictionary called it ugly) means you never even grew up there and you wouldn't last a minute down here because you're most likely an over-privalegded north sider bitch. You can't hang with some of the most down to earth, funny as fuck, blue collar, hard-working, and hard people (only if you go too damn far) on the planet. I lived in Canaryville and Bridgeport then moved to Oak Lawn when i went to high school. The south side is a hell of a lotta fun. you just need to be careful of your surroundings. I recently moved to Cali and people here LOVE south siders. so if any of you bitches wanna shit on our side of this great city, think again. Because we have more character in our left nut than, most of you north side and dwntwn fags have in your entire body. Fuckin' north side bitches act like they're from SAN FAGCISCO and preach how their part of the city is so progressive and with the times, while we south siders are just pretty much animals. We are the soul of the city. Irish, Black, Greek, Italian, Polish, Lithuanian, Mexican, Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, etc. We are very diverse and multicultural with (probably) the best damn food, spirits, and pride on this whole fucking earth. So to all you bitches who wanna shit on our beautiful South Side, eat a dick.

Guy Number 1: Hey man where you from?
Guy Number 2: the south side of chicago.

Guy Number 1: omg that's like super ghetto
Guy Number 2: no it's not, asshole. It's beautiful

by batman89 December 26, 2012

Loyola University Chicago

Place where the administration will charge students for everything including the air they breathe. A private institution for kids whose parents have more money than time and for Northwestern rejects.

Student A: Where do you go?

Student B: Loyola University Chicago

Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.

by Howyadoin? August 2, 2009

chicago academy high school

ok so this a poor ass school. that has alot of fights.

Yo, dude look at that girl! she looks like one of those C.A.H.S. aka Chicago Academy High School gurls.

by Some nobody October 3, 2007

Chicago Rare Steak

Slang to describe a black girl's vagina.

Burnt on the outside, pink on the inside.

I was fuckin' some chicago rare steak last night, it was off da'hook.

by MPU_2071 November 7, 2007

Chicana

A Chicana is an American born and or raised in California whose parents or grandparents were born in Mexico.

Chicano = Male
Chicana = Female

Yvonne, are you from Mexico?
No, I'm Chicana, my Dad was born in Chihauhau Mexico though.

by BlueKarma88 March 4, 2009

Chicago handshake

The act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. Invented by Al Capone.

John: Hey Freddie,I just saw some guy in the street that was all bloody!

Freddie: Why was he bloody?

John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.

by logmiesta22 December 8, 2009

chicago

A pretty cool city. Better than the shithole(New York). A lot like another great city, Boston(which is the best in my opinion). Also, people from there aren't all arrogant assholes like New Yorker's are.

by AflacJack August 13, 2003