The Chaos Method

Burning down your friend's house for saying something very retarded

I used The Chaos Method on my friend because he said he jerks off to his mother

by ChaoticGoober December 16, 2025

The Children of Chaos

An awesome band.

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.

by cocisawesome June 10, 2011

the real chaos

The Real Chaos is a legendary alien musician who resides in Virginia beach, VA! Some say he helped start the Virginia Underground. CHAOS being an anogram for Crazy Heart Among Original Sounds spelling out CHAOS. The name was adopted from the Ruff Riders crew in 1996 when the Ruff Riders Def Jam recording studio was located in Virginia Beach off of rosemont rd.

The Real Chaos has that intergalactic space flow.

by Unknown Alien King December 19, 2016

Class group chats

When you are forced into a chat with the innocence classmates and can’t send dirty memes

It is living hell those damn Class group chats.

by Da idjit July 6, 2018

daughter of chaos

a bad ass bitch

I always look down proudly at my daughter of chaos when she kicks someone in the face

by xcm,.dslkafmds January 25, 2022

103 deleted chats

you fucking hurt me. but don’t worry “i’m fine”.

“103 deleted chats”
“i’m sorry, i’m stupid. i’ll stop hurting you.”

by jessiew.10 February 23, 2022

Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.

He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—

by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022