cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

Cancer dick boy

Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.

Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?

by Spooptard July 6, 2016

Chance

Oh this kid is lit as fuck. He is confident and crazy. And he is the most hated one in the pack. But he doesn't care hes too high to understand.

Random: Chance I'll kick ur ass u arrogant piece of shit.

Chance: HAHA and who are u?

by KilladaGoatwitda44 May 19, 2018

Cancer

Those 10 year old kids on the bus that do Fortnite dances and move back so far that the bus needs a bigger bus

Those kids are Cancer

by MaxMemez05 September 20, 2018

Cancer

Kids doing Fortnite dances in public

*starts doing orange justice* ewwww fortnite cancer kids

by soundproof 73 October 10, 2018