Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke

did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk

by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 14, 2018

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Choke

Cam Newton during every single game

"Cam Newton just fumbled the ball and just choked real badly and costed the team the entire game, again""

by Stalingrad69 August 13, 2019