a fake lying bitch who pretends to be your friend and then they try to turn everyone against you but that doesn’t work so they steal the guy/girl you like
by anonymousc3456 August 22, 2018
Get the Carissa mug.A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.
Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Owner of business: I am bummed
Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.
Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.
Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010
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code name for a drug head. always tries to eat crack instead of sniffing it. complete pot head and is so stupid that she teaches ENGLISH!!!!
by badguy56787 January 14, 2009
Get the carisa mug.Carissa is usually a girls name. Carissa tends to be an extremely fake and unpredictable person. She will also flirt with anything that moves and says like way too much. She is pretty much a tool.
Person 1: Guys here comes Carissa...
Person 2: I think I hear my mom calling see you later...
Carissa: Hey guuuys...Like whats like up like!
Everyone: *puzzled look*
Person 2: I think I hear my mom calling see you later...
Carissa: Hey guuuys...Like whats like up like!
Everyone: *puzzled look*
by sparkythepig October 10, 2011
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Get the Carks mug.The use of a deck of cards for a cardio work out that can only be described as hell.
This work out can also make the place your are working out in into a swimming pool of sweat that you can skate on after the workout is done.
This work out can also make the place your are working out in into a swimming pool of sweat that you can skate on after the workout is done.
Deck of Cards
10 of spades, 10 burpees the next one is 10 of hearts guess what another ten burpees. *screams of tortured souls*
10 of spades, 10 burpees the next one is 10 of hearts guess what another ten burpees. *screams of tortured souls*
by bescience September 9, 2018
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