Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

Care Bear Stare

The act of slicing open your stomach, similar to seppuku, and letting your organs fall out to intimidate others. Old term that originated from the Care Bears show, that was given an adult spin.

The suspect escaped after giving the officers the Care Bear Stare.

by MMathGeek November 1, 2022

Care

Being care on something means that you do not care.

Im pregnant.
Im care on it.

by Rickenberg November 24, 2016

prenatal care

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

I love dirty prenatal care to sluts an the ultrasound clinic

by Imthaap April 9, 2017

wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.

Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.

by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020

Parts cares

We're doing our part.

Oops. Parts Cares.

by stryduh November 28, 2023