captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 9, 2005

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Captain Japeye

1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin

ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Camel toe

You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.

Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"

by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007

captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

by Swales February 8, 2007

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

Captain Badass McAwesomesauce

someone completely enthralled with themselves, good with kids (like really good), and over-uses the wink/gunshot gesture way too much. Speaks like a pirate and shoots out Awesomesauce when happy.

God, Tom exudes what it takes to be a Captain Badass McAwesomesauce.

by Erin Molloy April 8, 2011