Canadian Elf 

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.

JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

Canadian Elf by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

Canadian Bar Mitzvah 

An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.

Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

Canadian Bar Mitzvah by The Captain714 December 9, 2008

Canadian army 

A force that could cause quite a bit of trouble, canada's military is grossly underfunded.

The canadians are nuclear targets for the russians yet the do nothing.

Canadian army by loca July 8, 2004

Canadian Wedding 

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

Canadian Wedding by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010

canadian queer

Justin Beaver,or any thing that cant sing for shit. but mainly justin beaver

Girl: OMG i looove justin beaver
Guy: Why the fuck do you like that canadian queer
Girl: Oh right how could I forget, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Guy:thats right now get your ass back in that kitchen

canadian queer by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds April 24, 2011

Canadian Gold 

Another name for an Olympic Silver Medal. Based on Canada's lack of expectations and love of any citizen who participates and achieves even the slightest modicum of success.

Swimmer Ryan Cochrane earned himself a Canadian Gold after finishing second in the men's 1500m freestyle event.

Canadian Gold by rnaitnm August 6, 2012

Canadian Tuxedo 

A combination of wearing a pair of jeans and a jean jacket.

I can't believe John wore a Canadian Tuxedo to hisbown wedding!

Canadian Tuxedo by jomamaobama May 28, 2015