crusty edges

when ya girl dye her hair but then she fucking gets the dye on her forehead so you can see the stain

"yo stacy dyed her hair" "yeah but she got them crusty edges"

by eggsandsuch August 1, 2016

crusty orange

Crusty Orange, aka Donald Trump.

Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.

Ugh that Crusty orange is not my president.

by Yikesman January 14, 2017

crusty

A dumbass Nigga who is crusty musty sad and will die a virgin that thinks there cool because they know how to talk shit but then will never finish what they started. Usually thinks there the shit but they know when there alone they beat there meat dry to gay,midget and girl with dicks porn every night. Then they try to tell there self one day I will lose my virginity to a hoe with ten types of AIDS and still be proud they lost it

Get yo burn crusty depressed ass the fuck out of here nigga

by Long Beach crips gang January 5, 2018

Musty crusty hoes

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.

Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️

by Veebounce June 12, 2019

UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

Some goofy ahh roast

Person one: Hiii

Person two: STFU YOU UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

by anonymous June 27, 2022

Cratty

A cratty is a person who will seem to pop out of no were and will scare the living shit out of you.

Brandon is such a Cratty Everytime i turn around he is always behind me.

by Jocilyn B January 31, 2009

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005