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Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.
"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
Boomer wrap by dyln290 January 12, 2023

Boomer tuna 

Old tuna fish which have become extremely rare due to rampant over fishing.
Our seas are in a sorry state. RIP to the boomer tuna.
Boomer tuna by dongsenguk April 12, 2023

Boomer Board 

A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!

Boomer Chicken 

A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.
"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
Boomer Chicken by Cionadh July 19, 2023

Boomer Jim 

Boomer Jim is the epitome of a gimp
Boomer Jim by Oovoojaver46 August 3, 2023

Boomer Humour 

60+ aged ppl making jokes that aren't funny, just racist and stupid comments.
Karen really loves to post her Boomer humour on Facebook.
Boomer Humour by Ashbarn August 11, 2023