Car Blasting

When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.

Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!

by Onliner August 31, 2016

Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.

Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!

by IsemanAZ August 19, 2008

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them

by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Ghast Blast

When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.

"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1

"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2

"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1

by Jhon Gewer January 19, 2014