Revenge is a dish best served cold

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.

"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"

by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009

best friends

Words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her.

Things seemed to be going well with Tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends. I went home and cried, then jerked off to porno, then cried some more.

by Chintz February 11, 2007

best friend in law

The best friend of your spouse.

My wife's best friend Karisti is my best friend in law.

by jd999 September 12, 2009

teh best stuffs

Misspelling of "The best stuffs"; meant to be a generic term for anything worth viewing.

I just saw this PLA website. It has teh best stuffs!

by Vash Westland October 18, 2003

el besso negro

Literal Spanish translation: "the black kiss"

Figurative urban translation: "the act of licking someones ass hole"

Eugine spent extra time primping his chocolate starfish in the event that his girl Marcie pleasured him with "el besso negro".

by The Feltcher May 9, 2006

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

bertsch

german last name that no one ever spells correctly. often mistaken as: burch, birch, berch, bertch, etc, etc.

"wow how do you spell bertsch again?"
"i forgot how to spell bertsch."
"why are there like 4 consonants in a row in the name bertsch?"

by lauraaaaa May 29, 2008