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To best one! 

"To best one" Often exclaimed when either parched or hungry or in need of discount bargains.

Best One is a corner shop in the small town of Wootton Bassett (best known for its repatriation services), it sells discount drinks and food stuffs as well as alcohol to the general public, it is popular with younger people because of its cheaper prices and how close it is situated to the local primary and comprehensive schools.
Dude 1: God damnit i'm fucking hungry

Dude 2: TO BEST ONE!

Dude 1: YES!

They all lived happily ever after.
To best one! by MaccyDzz July 25, 2010
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Straight Best Friend 

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)
Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.
Straight Best Friend by feethands October 12, 2012
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Friend Best

The most loyalist friend you can ever have in the world. It's even better than a Bestfriend
If they are more than a Bestfriend they are a friend best.
Friend Best by Phatbetty April 3, 2017

Crazier than a bessie bug 

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.
Spanish for "gigantic kiss," created by adding the suffix "-azo" to the word "beso" (linguistically speaking, it is the infix "-az-" to the word beso, but if you are not a language nerd, that may seem more complicated than necessary).
!Dame un besazo, guapo!

Give me a gigantic kiss, cutie!

(also used as an endearing salutation at the end of a letter/email)

un bezaso!

big kiss!
besazo by mccnally June 21, 2008

Bestbuy Brush-off

When you purchase a product from BestBuy with their technology experts and their extended warranty and try to get them to replace the product because there is an issue with it. They then proceed to tell you that they cant do that or that the product is broke because of you. You proceed to go up the chain to find out some punk 17 year old kid is the manager and that he doesn't even know what the extended warranty says.
Eric: Hey, Tom I heard your stereo amp blew in your truck, did Best Buy fix it for you?
Tom: NO! The manager told me I bought the wrong amp for my system...
Eric: Didn't THEY tell you what to buy to go with your stuff?
Tom: Yea...
Eric: Dude you just were a victim of the "Bestbuy Brush-Off"
Bestbuy Brush-off by DaRth79 November 13, 2009

Milwaukee's Best 

1: $14.99 at rite aid (30 pack)
2: What you drink when your unemployed and still in high school with no liscense.
3: Perfect for 3 people.
4: Fits in two normal sized back packs. (also easy on each carrier, not too heavy.)
5: Board Sport crew.
6: Beer
Jazmyn, Ernie, and Galen are milwaukee's best.