The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.
This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!
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