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bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.
Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.
by Pot smoker October 24, 2019
mugGet the bring greenmug.

Englefield Green

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green
by Captain OCD October 12, 2022
mugGet the Englefield Greenmug.

fields of green

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green
"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"
by Merry c-mas July 20, 2008
mugGet the fields of greenmug.

going green

going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA
tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too
by little tickler February 14, 2022
mugGet the going greenmug.

green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.
"that bloke is the biggest green plum"
by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016
mugGet the green plummug.

The Green Helicopter

When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.
Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.
by jefferyhoward2 June 25, 2021
mugGet the The Green Helicoptermug.

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter March 3, 2014
mugGet the Green Spoonmug.

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