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emo bands

Bands that, much like emo kids themselves, all look and sound very similar. In fact, there may be pretty much no difference between Emo Band A and Emo Band B. That's how annoying it can get.

Emo bands may have a lot of potential, but sadly, it is all wasted because they try too hard to fit under one stereotype, just like the average emo kid.
Characteristics of emo bands:
1. The singer sounds just like Adam Lazzara
2. Some of the lyrics may be screamed
3. Poppy sound
4. Very simple guitar riffs
5. Two or more of the band members have "emo hair," and the singer is usually one of them
6. Don't forget eyeliner
7. Lyrics include the weirdest, most nonsensical-sounding metaphors ever, something along the lines of "My little period at the end of your sentence..."
8. Songs are about relationships or life in general - they are NEVER optimistic, though they may be upbeat
9. The band members will always deny the "emo" label, much like emo kids (once again)
10. Usually disappear after two or three albums, or with some cases, even one, but not before at least one of their songs becomes a radio hit
by SomeBadJOKE June 13, 2007
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Bass player

Typically the one in the band with the biggest penis.
I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.
by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007
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bass

adds to the sound of a guitar, while a guitar makes a bass sound not-boring.
the lack of bass is probably the biggest reason the white stripes suck so much
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sea bass

When you rub your nuts and wipe someones face with that hand used to rub your nuts
Ewww, you just gave me a sea bass!
by Seabassman October 2, 2010
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Bases Loaded

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.
"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."
by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011
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bass in his voice

it is when a person usually of African American decent uses a tone of voice that has two of the following characteristics: aggressiveness, disrespectfulness, and commanding. this usually occurs when the person is angry and or frustrated
Tom: No no no. You are still in retainer and we are going now!

A Pimp Named Slickback:Ooooohhh. Now the nigga can get some bass in his voice.

Tom: Yeah bitch! Lets go!
by the b00k December 31, 2009
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Bassam

dude who acts gangsta... friendly... Has strange relations with his friends mostly homosexual in nature. Loves pussy! Most likely fucked your girl, and every girl u know ... he is also a hairy beast... he is also never serious and doesnt get mad very easily and ...... SMOKES WEED ERR DAY .. i mean hardcore .,.. like i never seen him not high before in fact he is right beside me right now smoking a joint lol :P
Stranger: Ayo Bassam .. whatchu fink bout the rap game right bout naw ?
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?

Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
by MaryJane519 January 26, 2011
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